Do you have friends?

Are you ever in a public place and just browsing around and notice all the eccentric people around and how they are dressed?  Well this is what I call a shift at Mitchell's.  I love people watching and let me tell you the front desk at Mitchell's is prime location, right by Kanki, middle of the mall, under the parking deck.... yep we are a winner location!  So as I'm working.. NOT.. doing my people magazine crossword puzzle I start to notice things.  Things I don't see on a daily basis and things people SHOULD NOT see on a daily basis.  You can just image, but I'll try and describe.  A busty 20 something girl, probably wearing a bra from Limited TOO and a T-shirt from baby Gap...get the pic.  Then there are all shades of hairstyles the most prevalent is hot pink, yes the most famous non-regular hair color is HOT PINK.  So if you are trying to be cool and different HOT PINK is not the way to go because I'm telling you all the girls are the mall are sporting it and you are not original.  There are also an enormous amount of mother daughter look alikes... and I MEAN just a like.  Daughter has BLEACHED/WHITE blonde hair (black roots) and so does the mom, daughter has on acid wash jean shorts and mom is trying to sport some version of jorts, both have on wedges and some sort of design T-shirt that says something like BITCH and I'm with BITCH...you can guess which one the mom is wearing.  Then the dudes they range from the tightest pair of pants I have ever seen that would not fit an anorexic 13 year old girl, yet you can squeeze your twig and berries up in there... G-ROSS.  And then opposite "sagging" with your drawers showing out of the top of your pants and, your t-shirt kinda tucked in your underwear, I guess to prove you are wearing them.  Then you have some sort of sports T-shirt on (the team if you woulda gone pro), with your matching cap, turned to the side and your Afro poof sticking out the side.  I get kinda scared to look at these guys, because (stereotyping here) they are probably in a gang, and they know where I work and will bust a cap in my ass.

So the point of all this is DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS?  Do you have friends that tell you these outfits look bad.  Do you have friends that tell you your pants are too tight, too low, your back fat is hanging out, your butt checks are showing, I can see your 9 months preggers belly and your not preggers, see your muffin tops, your non brushed nappy hair etc.  I'm guessing not, because if my friends let me out of the house looking like half of these people, we would not be friends anymore.  So friends out there stand up and tell your friend they look like SHIT when they look like SHIT, trust me you are doing them and the rest of the world a favor.  Although you are probably going to lessen my excitement at Mitchell's, but there is always US weekly!