That Girl

Everyone knows "that girl", that girl that is too flirty, that girl who hangs all over everyone, that girl who thinks she is best friends all the guys, that girl who blows up everyone's facebook wall, that girl everyone has hooked up with.  Well my friend J and I have determined a new way of picking out potential guys.  First and foremost you must always stalk their facebook profile and immediately go to mutual friends and if he is friends with "that girl", then adios!  Yep, and especially if she blows up his wall and is all over that, for sure something you don't want a part of.  I mean there are always nights when we have had too much to drink, the problem is "that girl" is sooo desperate she will go home with anyone... so everyone has probably hooked up with "TG".  Because in the am, when you try to kick "TG" out of bed (or that pm if you are a real jerk/realize what just happened) she is immediately going home and friending you on facebook and probably writing what a wonderful time she had with you.... that let's us all know you hooked up with "TG".  Because she does not have enough self respect to wait for you to friend her and because secretly she knows that you won't. So no one wants to date/hook-up with "TG's" leftovers, so forget about it...unfriend that hooker and help yourself with all the awesome FB stalker ladies out there.

 Also don't say you are friends with "TG" because you are so nice and friends with everyone.... BS if you were so nice then you would've called me back, would not have hooked up with my sister/best friend/cousin and most certainly wouldn't have told all your friends about it.

So fellas out there avoid "TG" and in every circle she is different and there could be more than one in any circle.  I most def could've been "TG" in someones circle, and hopefully in the PAST and hopefully lots of people didn't notice.

 So "THAT GIRL" this is a warning to you, NO ONE really likes you, so just quit your fake bullshit and be the person you really are, more likely to have a lot more real friends.  Just stop trying so hard to fit in, because you don't and you won't :(  Sorry sad face, but most people realize when people are being themselves, so just accept who you are and try each day to better yourself and I'm sure someone out there will like you....eventually... there always has to be "THAT GUY" out there and maybe you two can find each other and bring smiles and rainbows to everyone around.