My Wedding Day Rap

So today I just felt like writing a rap.  I actually wrote two.... one for my potential wedding day or just a brides version on her wedding day.  And the other for my sisters birthday, which I will reveal later after her b-day.


To the tune of It's Getting Hot in here, by Nelly

I was like good gracious flowers bodacious

Uh, it’s spacious, tryin to show patience

Lookin for the right time to make my move

Waitin for the right time to see my groom

Then I’m walking, no talking

Oh me and the rest of my bridesmaids

Check it, got it finished up with the ring trade

Country Club, outside, people are feedin

No dancin’, people eating and  glancin

I need you to get up up on the dance floor

Give these guest what they came here for

This bride is bustin loose, she’s shaking it just for you (ah, ah)

 Look here comes the groom, who knows what they’re gonna do

I Said

We tied the Knot in here

Goodbye to all your hoes

We are man and wife, I wanna take your clothes off?


Oh
Let it hang all out

Why you a bartender if you ain’t poppin bottles

Get these guest drunk and make them waddle

I wanna see them have fun and go full throttle

This bride is down, do some shots, give me a bottle

Get on the dancefloor, break down and worm it

MC Hammer, the duggie, it’s time to move it

Grocery cart, get out and push it

We’re all white and we can do it

Warm, sweatin hot up in this joint

Vodka shots, everyone at this point

You married a winner so you can’t lose

I’ll show you things on our honeymoon

Let’s break it down, like we’re home alone

I’ll grind up on you, like we’re gonna bone

Planning this wedding and all did all we could

Like “I think we done real good”

I Said

We tied the Knot in here

Goodbye to all your hoes

We are man and wife, I wanna take your clothes off?

I Said

We tied the Knot in here

Goodbye to all your hoes

We are man and wife, I wanna take your clothes off?

(nelly let it hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(nelly let it just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(nelly let it hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(nelly let it just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah

Believe it, we’re leaving

Throw some rice and we’re headed out (what)

Honeymoon, en route

We gotta go do it

Extra, extra eh, spread the news (check it)

We are hitched and there’s no more blues

We’ll come back with some bomb ass tan lines

Now all the girls know The BOY is MINE

I Said

We tied the Knot in here

Goodbye to all your hoes

We are man and wife, I wanna take your clothes off?

(Chorus x 4)