Old songs

Old songs, how much fun it is to listen to them.  I love a little mustang sally and Boggie Shoes, just makes me wanna get up and dance.  Too bad guys our age don't like to get up and dance.  So you wonder why girls hit on old men two reasons.  1-so they buy us drink b/c they don't care and don't act like total douchbags and that it's such an inconvience to purchase a drink for a girl and 2. because they can dance and will get up and don't care what other people think about them.  So listen up dudes out there if you wanna chat with a girl, sleep with a girl, hanging out with a girl, it always helps to buy her a drink.  If you are ugly, she'll still accept a drink because maybe that will make you look better, if you are boring it will help her drown you out and she can think about what she is going to wear to work tomorrow and eat for lunch, if she already thinks you are cute and wants to make out, then it will help her relax and be the awesome person that she already thinks she is and drown out her thoughts of why no hotties are talking to her.  So guys of america whether your intent is to meet a nice young lady, just have a good time and dance the night away or just wanna hottie to snuggle up with later, BUY HER A DRINK!  What's $5 in the name of love.